Mati Hendrickson
a delta gama at unuversity of montana; a disney princess whose -ss does not quit! #wifematerial #smartsndbesutiful
dude 1: did you see mati hendrickson yesterday?
dude 2: she’s perfect! i heard dude 3 might wife that up, if he doesn’t go for it, i’m going to try
dude 3: fair enough
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