Matko


matko is a cool looking dude who is generally a little overweight and his friends pick on him for that.
he also spends most of his time playing counter strike at which he p00ns.
“yo, matko what’s up?”

“nothing, just playing cs..”

“but it’s 4am!”

“yeah, and?”

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