Matos
a different way to describe a mate. combination of the word mate and the letters ‘o’ and ‘s’.
you’re my favourite matos.
means “to kill” in spanish, also one of the best last names you could have
senor matos es mi vida.
short for tomato.
mato in the house!
the g-d of music and expression
a brilliant arithmetician
a man who is better at everything than you probably are.
everyone should strive to be like mat-o
a spanish last name meaning humungous c-ck
he has a mato in his pants
a word to call someone who isn’t thinking with their head.
der he you a mato.
the mixx master, twan duce, juggalo, the ultimate korn fan, exactly like fieldy in every way possible and oh so s-xy
matos is the m-th–f-cking sh-t
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