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  the act of engaging in a useful and beneficial task when you are supposed to be doing something more important. bob is always in a state of proactive procrastination. instead of doing his homework, he does his laundry and cleans his room.

• Probag

  where a prolapse meets teabagging. “hey, eric has fallen asleep, lets probag him!” “oh man, i was p-ssed out drunk last night and the guys probagged me.”

• selective poking

  when you have many pokes to reply to on facebook, and you choose to reply to only certain ones to save time. katie-i poked you months ago and you still haven’t replied! jessie-i’ve been selective poking, i had too many, but you’re next, i promise!

• self-declared

  a declaration of a statement made by oneself, neither supported nor agreed by others. ‘hey there’s no school tomorrow!’ ‘isnt it just your own self-declared holiday?’

• self-hating bro

  bros who dress like hipsters, carry skateboards around but never ride them, and hate on other bros but run around screaming “yolo” self-hating bro 1: ay brah, check out my dope plaid-lumberjack shirt, brah. self-hating bro 2: awesome. so glad we’re not like those frat idiots…we’re so unique yolo. self-hating bro 1: chyah mayne, yolo

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