Matrix effect
a process by which a high quality movie or other form of media is made completely unwatchable because of how much the sequel sucked.
jeff: “jess wanted to watch the narnia movies, but i’m going to p-ss.”
greg: “i saw the first one, but never saw the second one.”
jeff: “don’t bother, the second one totally ruins the first.”
greg: “oh. total matrix effect, then huh?”
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