Matsumoto
a noun that describes a weird person with a creepy smile. originated from mr. paul matsumoto, a chemistry teacher who smiles every time when he tortures his students.
student a: mats, how are we supposed to know this?
matsumoto: you learnt this before. now you gotta integrate. isn’t this fun? (creepy smile… ;d)
student a: uhh…
used when you have foul breath.
a: sensei, how do pr-nounce this?
b: umm, 歯！(putting emphasis on the ha~)
a: dude you have a matsumoto today! oh god….
b: oh really? ha——-！
a: ぎゃー！
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