matsurbate
to question whether something is a tavern or a caves.
bob: hey, have you ever matsurbated?
tom: once or twice, yes.
bob: …how were you never caught in the act?
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- nooboo
sims 1+2+3 term of endearment. means “baby” in simlish. when a sim is about to give birth, they yell “nooboo!” they also often coo the word at their babies. bella bachelor: nooboo! mortimer goth: awww, nooboo.
- Repressitol
“bye bye nerdie” episode of the simpsons a drug used to keep repressed memories from surfacing. shawty said she got a man, i guess she on that repressitol.
- res-cop
a policeman on an indian reservation (especially the onondaga reservation). basically a gang of -sshole red trash who drive around the res looking for whites to res-jack. those res-cops nearly caught me, but i got back into white territory just in time!
- Re-Speak
the act of using someones joke or anekdote and claim it as one’s own. similar to retweeting on twitter guy 1: wait… didn’t bill’s joke seem familiar to you? guy 2: yeah, i told him it this morning, he totally re-speaked it guy 1: b-st-rd
- Responsifuckability
fed up with the excessive and chronic burden (enc-mbrance) of responsibity dumped on a person(s) by others. why is it always my responsif-ckability!