Matt Books
a brain surgeon / rock star / rocket scientist. he became famous in the 1960’s with his h-t singles “i’m matt books” and “hey you b-tch, i’m f-cking matt books.” and his ultra popular “i think i’m matt books, but i may be f-cking high.”
also a term to describe the native tribe matt bookians.
“holy sh-t dude, i was attacked by f-cking matt bookians yesterday. they sang songs to show their love to me like “i’m matt books” scary sh-t dude.
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