Matt K.


the coolest person ever, tends to shed a tear while watching blood diamond and likes eating milkshakes late at night. apparently, is an “eternal s-x god” who also gets involved in various other ahem “activities.”
i met this kid named matt k., he worked with me. he was pretty much the coolest guy ever.

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