Matt Knowles challenge


to consume, in a single sitting, two 3 litre bottles of frosty jack white cider. once completed the task is to successfully navigate your way back to a bed or other lodging without evacuating the contents of your stomach.
steve r@lf: “dude i tried the matt knowles challenge yesterday”
everyone else: “was your ordeal successful?”
steve ralf: “sadly not, i barely managed one bottle before i simultaneously vomited and defecated myself”
ross gr: “you f-cking bender”

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