matt lauer button
the matt lauer b-tton is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
taken from tv host matt lauer who “had a b-tton under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside.”
she kept calling me at work after i told her ‘no,’ but she pressed the matt lauer b-tton when i found her waiting in my locked garage last night.
i thought we had something, and i went matt lauer b-tton with that lifelike doll i made of her.
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