matt M
gay boy with a jewish background cant get any chiki babes his jealous about how much zac and brad get the laaadies 😉
hey im matt m and im le jew wanna make babis
really is just a big flamer. likes mens b-ms and makes the most sh-t movies ever. p-rn for a matt m. is jacking off to action essentials. no girls like him,he smells like -ss sh-t, and wears the same clothes eurday everyday.
joe:guess what i got for christmas.
dan: what!! a t.v.,vid game, new clothes?
joe: no action essentials 2!!
dan: wow yur such a matt m. and you smell like one to
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