Matt Maybury
ancient greek translation for “eternal s-x-god”. it is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform s-xual acts for long periods of time. men posessing this name are also well endowed.
girl 1: i wish my boyfriend was a matt maybury
girl 2: oh you poor thing
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