Matt Nasty
when you’re having s-x with a fat person, you slide your p-n-s inbetween their folds of fat until you climax into the belly b-tton.
person a: “you had s-x with someone that fat?!”
person b: “yeah! it gave me the chance to do a matt nasty!”
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