Matt Patera


a creepy person who relentlessly messages girls on facebook/tinder, etc. when he does not get a response, he gets all b-tthurt and starts to verbally attack said female. his main intention is to hook up with these ladies, but always comes off as stalkerish and creepy and never gets laid.
dude, you messaged that girl 5 times, and sent 3 smiley face emoticons and got no response, you’re being a total matt patera right now.

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