matt rowe
i backstabbing little b-tch betrays his friends for a f-ck boy that lives in texas, who he will never see again. then acts all innocent because he cant handle the fact that he is a no good lying and deceiving piece of sh-t. also looks like a water balloon filled with s-m-n. achoo!!!!!! now i have all my kits.
my friend is such a matt rowe.
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