Matt Sessions
a young asian/white male who ventures the land on horseback destroying small villages for pleasure while maintaining a nonchalant att-tude. he disguises himself in pigeon feathers as he startles his prey with his distasteful attire. the destructive nature of this being is unknown; however, specialist believe he is virtually unstoppable. rumor states that he lives in the eagle rock hills where he lives in complete solitude.
“fuuuckk matt sessions”
“straight matt sessioned us again”
“i’m pregnant and i can’t find my wallet or my flat screen television?…gotta be matt sessions”
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