Matt, the blond douche on TMZ
the person whose -ss i would most like to kick on a daily basis. i don’t know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. people that have a public forum such as tmz and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.
tmz is a guilty pleasure of mine. i watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. the group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is “matt, the blond douche on tmz.”
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