Matt the Fat
1. an adult male of excess m-ss who regards women as an accessory to his overweening ego
2. an obese man who builds his muscles at the expense of his character
3. a man who squeezes into girls jeans without regard to the girth of his -ss
4. one who loves an ice cream sandwich almost as much as he loves himself
5. one whose vanity blinds him from the terror of fat growing on his thighs
matt the fat shouldn’t try to bulk up because his -ss will always be a jiggly pool of cellulite.
richard simmons on matt the fat: “i’ve met middle-aged women who have less cellulite on their -ss than matt the fat.”
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