matt voris
the epitome of the ultimate man, he is fearless and witty. he has more charm than the lucky charms leprechaun. he makes girls wet when he walks in the room and plows many a female each day. when he wakes up, he starts his day by chugging a whole bottle of vodka. he also f-cked yo b-tch
dude, i heard you had s-x with 7 girls last night, your starting to get on that matt voris level.
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