Mattapoisett


a town in m-ssachusetts that is “special”, filled with old people and stupid skater kids who dress like they are black. home to the sh-ttiest school district in the world.
kid – you live in mattapoisett
mattapoisetten-yes
kid – that sucks
a small town where a bunch of f-ck faces live, where the cops have nothing better to do then har-ss all the kids and they dont like black people, there is a bunch of sn-bby douches and it sucks for skateboarding.
kid – you live in mattapoisett?

douche – yes.

kid – f-ck face.

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