matted asshair


the hair stuck to the inside of one’s -ss cheeks by residual sh-t after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions
jesus christ, that was a nice sh-t! i hope it doesn’t leave any matted -sshair – i don’t want sh-tstains in my undies.

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