mattenklopper
(n) a carpet beater made of rattan or cane and was used in germany, netherlands and the surrounding areas. it was primarily used to beat the dirt out of carpets, children and spouses.
“i told my mom to go to h-ll and she shined my -ss with the mattenklopper.”
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