Matterhorn
s-xual act in which male rides female down a flight of stairs while holding onto her hair.
guy 1: “hey jimmy, do you remember when you matterhorned that girl last year?”
guy 2: “yeah, it was totes awesome. she was hard to steer. wish she took the curves better.”
a cr-p that sticks half out of the toilet water, the way the matterhorn’s tip appears when it’s pierces through high cloud cover.
my thanksgiving sh-t was sticking out of the toilet so far it looked like the matterhorn on a cloudy day.
a large cr-p that sticks half out of the toilet water. it’s tip, reminiscent of the actual matterhorn piercing through low hanging banner clouds.
dude, the deuce i dropped on thanksgiving looked so much like the matterhorn that i could’ve swore i saw to swiss climbers scaling a piece of corn on their way to the summit.
the act of sitting between the legs of someone behind you. as if on the disneyland ride of the same name.
the group of baseball players needed to matterhorn to fit everyone on the broken bench.
1. a saying commonly used after one notices interest from the opposite s-x. must be said in either a whisper or strong masculine voice. usually followed by a fist b-mp.
2. derived from the old spice deodorant.
“dude that chick was totally checking you out.”
“what can i say? matterhorn.”
“you smell good. what deodorant are you using?”
“matterhorn.”
girl: “want to exchange numbers?”
guy: -turns to friend and whispers “matterhorn.”
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