mattews shopping list
when you give somone a bl-w j-b in a store when its open
“dude i just got a mattews shopping list in walmart”
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- mattress toter
a sk-nk,sl-t or wh-r- that carries a mattress on her back hoping to f-ck everyone in town on it. that karleigh is such a f-cking mattress toter. she better take that f-cking -ss some where else before i kick it for her.
- Mauriah
very attractive young woman who gets asked about being named after mariah carey on a daily basis. not quite maureen. usually smells really nice and is a really good friend. tends to have a body as s-xy as mariah carey, a really nice b-tt at the very least oh mauriah? like the singer? no.
- cuntbeast
a person who resembles an unusually large v-g-n-. usually has qualities that cause others to want to hurt said person. “dude, chris olfers is a total c-ntbeast!” “dude, when that negro stole my wallet, i called him a c-ntbeast; then he stabbed me.”
- cunt cancer
cancer of the c-nt. it is a serious condition that you should see a doctor for. sh-t i have been diagnosed with c-nt cancer!
- nob bob
the act of bobbing up and down on a man’s quivering member to give pleasure. used widely in fraternities, this term is made to convey the act of f-ll-t– in a respectively crude manner. she just finishing giving me a n-b bob and i think i will take a nap.