Matthew Barnett


a rapist from rapetown, usa (aka maryville, mo) who preys on the young and vulnerable/unconscious. his tactics include leaving victims to die in freezing temperatures, calling in political favors from his grandpappy and encouraging friends to har-ss victims, or in some instances, even burn down their homes. matthew is known for his exceptionally long neck and $10 dui fines.
mary: hey, how is that long necked rapist over there not in jail?!

jane: oh, that’s matthew barnett. his grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.

mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!

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