matthew bird
matthew bird is the gay f-g that is very cool and extra s-xy. in his spare time he raps off the dome and eats kfc every day. sometimes you will find him in a bush with charlie brewsters mum hehehe. occasionally he receives, but only at male birthday parties, most of the time he w-nks. but afterwards he gets liam bell to eat it and then he gets monica to hoover the house and harry lin to supply some turkish drugs
thats matthew bird, hes very nice and lovely. i do like him very much 🙂
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