matthew harris
a legend from east end who basically overnight, became the ultimate duck hunter and b-ss fisherman. legend has it, he can’t spell for sh-t, but that doesn’t keep this 3 nutt fool from eliminating countless mallard ducks in front of kids, and rippin lips on a brody bend female on her bed and frying that b-tch up.
let’s go to bayou meta and matthew harris some mallards in front of phoenix.
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