Matthew Mcconaugay


male! a beach b-m who does not shower, wear deodorant or wear a shirt. he usually plays bongos and eats his significant others placenta after she gives birth.
jackie: hey playa did you see that total matthew mcconaugay… that was a dingy m-f-!

kendall: you know i did son, that sucka needed a shower fo’sho

jackie:he might as well jus’ go play some freakin’ bongos cuz ain’t n-body wanted ta smell what he got goin’ on

kendall: that is what i am talking about my sista girl!

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