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- Gentlemen's Wipe  when a male is performing oral s-x on a female and in one motion licks from the b-tthole to the cl-toris. 1. dude. bro. did you give her a gentlemen’s wipe? 2. she was so hot i gave her a gentlemen’s wipe. 3. i gave her a gentlemen’s wipe like a true gent. 
- McGouran  in ireland the mcgouran’s were the most bad-ss, hardcore, fantastical clan around. they are the most radical people ever. and they are fans of root beer. do you love irishmen? then you’ll love the mcgouran’s! 
- Ghetto Starbucks  cheap coffee bought at any gas station. it can be any flavor of coffee. girl let’s go to starbucks for some coffee. i can’t afford a $6.00 cup of coffee take me to the exxon so i can get some ghetto starbucks and still afford some cigarettes. 
- homepagon  a way to address a homie of yours. originated through a mistake on t9. it was meant to say homeschool. hey homepagon whats crackin? 
