matthew roberts
sick rapper and parkour god. takes the p-ss tho cos he never comes in and it’s always when we have rachel. hmmmmm, something a bit fishy going on there mate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“i’m gonna do a matthew roberts today and not come in cos we have rachel.”
“look at how good i am at parkour, i’m like a matthew roberts me mate.”
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