matthew shirley
this guy who goes ow, ow, ow and currently has a long nose who pokes you in the eye daily. he currently sings g-y tunes to his wannabe boyfriend “harry styles”, if noticing this long nosed person he could be possibly a jew. his gas stinks the whole room out creating an tectonic bomb dashing through the windows it smells like shat.
that matthew shirley is a tectonic long nosed bomb “winky wace, no, no, no face for you”
this is a different type of guy, he is quite bi as he enjoys to squeeze male -sses. he pinches and starts to shout “here comes the tickle monster” down an ally way. he is very mysterious since he claims he’s a different person. he is very weird on how he tried to motorboats a male who is no one you need to know. matthew is one of a kind due to the fact he likes to touch up little kiddies -sses.
matthew shirley is the tickle monster
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