matthew woodward
a strange being that is rumored to have a strange set of eye brows half way up his forehead. legend has it that they will help everything they see until the world has been helped
“wow look at those eyebrows, they remind me of matthew woodward”
Read Also:
- History of the Retard
a collection of the various accounts of r-t-rds and stupid people from across the history of the universe. i was looking at history of the r-t-rd yesterday. some of the things i found intellectually fascinating was one guy named dan recinto and, how he would pee on the toilet seat instead of into it.
- Chiplip
chiplip (noun) – when a person has a mole or other skin blemish near their lips. “tyler has a chiplip”
- ex-twin
1) girls who became friends and then learned they have the same ex 2) girls who became friends after breaking up with a guy cheating on them 3) girls who both hate their ex (they have the same ex obviously) and bonded over that “ally is my ex-twin and my bestie!”
- desplicted
it means whatever you want it to mean. i got desplicted last night
- awesomeweird
the type of person that everyone should want to be. man, i wish i was awesomeweird like my friend lauren.