matthias moment
there are two types of matthias moment, just like there are two types of diabetes.
a ‘type 1’ matthias moment is when you are accidentally really mean/rash towards someone.
a ‘type 2’ matthias moment is when you are accidentally really creepy/seedy towards someone.
type 1 – “oh i was such a pr-ck to david. that was such a matthias moment, type 1”
type 2 – “oh i had such a matthias moment, type 2, with matt; he said ‘in you go baby!'”
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