matthis
those who carry this t-tle do nothing less than pack 115% of awesome into every second of their lives. they also have a habit of putting unbearingly annoying people in their place.
1.) that guy just sold a house over the cellphone while skydiving! what a matthis!
2.) i can’t stand working with her! all she does is complain about her jack-ss boyfriend. man, i wish there was a matthis here to put her in her place.
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