mattijs
mattijs
one who is b-tthurt and/or causes others to become b-tthurt.
or
a police officer
“dude, stop being so mattijs right now.”
“sorry dude, my bad, i’m mattijs”
“slow down there’s a mattijs over there and you’re going 10 over the speed limit”
“dude, put the blunt down, we’re about to drive past a mattijs”
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