Mattress Body
what you call a person with a square, large body.
let me reiterate: you have no curves!
also, people sleep on you a lot because you’re a sl-t.
girl one: you look like you have a mattress body in that dress. only spongebob would be into you!
girl two: what the f-ck? you’re the one with the mattress body you wh-r-!
girl three: oh boy! i didnt know we talked this way!
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