mattress of snow
the pile of snow left on top of a car after the owner(s) have cleared the windows off. this pile of snow closely resembles a mattress on top of the car and sits in the same place as a mattress would.
this pile of snow is usually left on the car by incompetent -ssholes who don’t understand that when the snow falls off it could hurt someone.
did you see that mattress of snow on that mini-van?
yeah, that sh-t nearly hit my windshield
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