Mattress Pumper
a young guy, shy, loner, usually a teenager, often a geek, who does not have a girlfriend and spends far too much time alone, often at home in his bedroom, when other people his age are out having a good time. the implication being that he is w-nking or f-cking, i.e. “pumping” his mattress because he can’t root a real sheila. the meaning of the term and it’s use might have nothing in common.
an underage drinker (under 18) is in a bar and b-mps, into a grown man who shouts at him, “p-ss off, you little mattress pumper”.
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