mattsexual
a s-xual orientation. individuals who categorize themselves as matts-xual are s-xually attracted to or aroused by individuals named matt, most specifically a certain matt who lives in the new york area. it is possible, and common to be matts-xual regardless of other s-xualities. heteros-xuals, h-m-s-xuals, lesbians, bis-xuals, as-xuals, and peoples of all other s-xualities have all cited being matts-xual as well. matt is the s-xiest human being ever to exist. his well-spoken, comp-ssionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.
i am 100% h-lla matts-xual.
i’d always known inside that i was matts-xual, but one look at the boi and i was like d-mn, son. i am for sure matts-xual.
son, let me tell you a thing. i am matts-xual. and that is totally okay.
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