Matty P’s


someone who rolls really sh-tty blunts. looks like his own dog coop. his friends call him mumbles, he skimps h-lla kids and gets bullied by the kids on the track team
matty p a mumbled coop looking n-gg-
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after matt preston (of master chef australia fame) appeared in people magazine without a shirt revealing his man b–bs,

b–bs, t-ts, nipples etc referred to as matty p’s or matt prestons!
person 1: she lifted her shirt up without her bra!
person 2: could you see her matty p’s?
person 1: yeah, her matt preston’s were flying free

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