Mattyn
a mattyn is an extremely rare breed of boy. they are arkward in an adorable way, and really sweet and understanding of girls /and/ boys. a mattyn tends to be a bit clueless in the dating area, but once you get to know him he will probably be the nicest guy you ever meet. they are talented and p-ssionate about the arts (music in particular) and enjoy rock tmusic, walking in forests, and looking up at the stars. mattyns are extremely compatable with libras.
sarah: who’s that quiet boy in the corner, the one with curly hair?
mich-lle: oh that’s mattyn.
sarah: i’d like to meet a guy, but i’m soo shy.
mich-lle: awh, you need to find yourself a mattyn.
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