matulation
(n.) the act of masturbating and -j-c-l-t-ng while in bed.
root origins: heb. mittah- bed
matulate(v.)
matulating(adj.)
dude, she totally matulated last night– just look at the bed.
jon matulates every night while his soon to be ex-wife has s-x with their body guard.
the art of matulation is hard to perfect, but with practice and focus, one can matulate in expert speed.
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