matulence
a combination of “flatulence” and “mat:” a farting sound on a sweaty mat caused by the curve of your lower back pushing the air out when you do a quick sit up. this can occur most often when your towel is soaked with sweat, as often occurs during the sit up in bikram yoga.
pardon my matulence, ma’am. that wasn’t the beans below.
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