matumbo fuck
a joke played by mischevious teenagers against their seemingly innocent, yet devilishly gullible friend. the joke compounds on the story of matumbo, a black man from namibia with a large p-n-s who is out to get the unsuspecting girl, although she puts on the facade of innocence, deep down she really wants matumbo’s warm dark body against her frame. the “f-ck” portion is the climax of the gag
dude, after we had her riled up, we totally matumbo f-cked her right in the face.
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