maturity
knowing when to be immature.
it takes a mature person to know when to goof off and when not to.
what urban dictionary doesn’t have.
maturity? what’s that? a new s-x move?
the thing that people who argue about it don’t have.
“maturity is learning from your mistakes.”
“no. maturity is when you don’t make mistakes anymore, aka absolute maturity.”
yeah, not very mature people
the level at which one understands society’s, and opposite s-x’s appeal to oneself. is able to recognize appropriate times to act immature and can confidently carry themselves through times of despair, relationship issues, job interviews, exams, family problems, etc.
a mature person is mentally free of all immature excuses such as, egocentric blameworthiness, “too tired”, “i forgot”, or lying for cover. instead, a mature person will respond to issues with admittance and apologize.
maturity…
immature:
police officer – do you know how fast you were driving before i pulled you over?
driver (lying) – i didn’t even know what the speed limit was?
mature:
police officer – do you know how fast you were driving before i pulled you over?
driver (honest and apologetic) – my apologies officer but i believe i was traveling around 15 over the speed limit.
the state of being so jaded by the sh-ttiness of life that you cannot have fun easily, and must seek and destroy the fun of those who can.
dude that cop is so mature.
the ability to recognize when it is acceptable to act in an immature manner
leaving before he let his anger get the best of him was a sign of his maturity.
the process of not b-tching.
the freshmen need to show some serious maturity.
b-tches….always crying about stupid sh-t.
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