Maudib


noun: an extremely sensitive, but hairy hobbit like creature affected by an acute genetic condition that generally affects the lower half of the body. symptoms may include general shrinkage of male organs, wearing of a maid’s outfit, dropping off the face of the earth, and the total and irreversible loss of all halo skill.
dude, that guy totally sucks at halo … what a maudib.

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