maui owie


a form of s-xual torment wherein the victim receives an erotic m-ssage with the tip of a pineapple—but is never is able to achieve -rg-sm.
yo bro, how’d it go last night? she gave me the maui owie, bro—the blue b-lls are f-cking killing me, bro.

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