Mauled by Jesus


puts a hangover to shame. very similar, minus alcohol. you could have waken up feeling totally exhausted after a night of hard partying/dancing, so sore in fact the only thing in the known universe that could cause such tremendous discomfort and pain would be jesus mauling you.
-next day after party-
alex: duuude…that party was intense…how would you describe it?
connor: i don’t remember, but the pain suggests at one point i was mauled by jesus

Read Also:

  • Meat Mit

    large hands with large fingers, that reseamble a baseball glove. you have huge hands, they are like meat mits.

  • Meisner

    a) when skiing or snowboarding coming to an abrupt stop in front of someone and spraying him or her with snow. b) while having s-x, right before the male j-zzes he comes to a complete stop and walks off. a) “you should have seem me on the slopes today i pulled a meisner on that […]

  • meleda

    great woman/mom. beautiful inside and definitely out. great friend to everyone. “she’s my sunshine…my only sunshine” she’s my best friend

  • paddymobile

    an automobile driven by any person of irish descent. usually offensive. hey, james o’daly, are you going to drive you’re paddymobile home you stupid n-gg-r?

  • Teddy cat

    a cat who decieves you with his cuddles then farts. aww its a teddy cat! oh no. i smell fartz.


Disclaimer: Mauled by Jesus definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.