maven

“maven” comes to us from the hebrew, by way of yiddish. in hebrew, “mavin” means “he knows”. so a “maven” is someone in the know, a real expert, or maybe sometimes just a self-styled expert.
“you need to decide on a new computer? talk to my cousin, he just graduated from caltech, he’s a real maven.”
or
“okay, so you read one magazine article, what does that make you, a maven?”
a super fly drop kickin machine! the man has no limits, except for the dropkick, cause thats what he does best, and at all. one time, i saw maven drop kick this guy, and the was totally down, until he stepped out of the way and maven fell. but he got back up, he’s a total fighter/brawler, maven roxors my soxors. maven is the man/child of the wwe. all hail maven and his glorious drop kick. i hear he’s working on another move…. shhhh! dont tell! ‘the missile drop kick’ whoa sh-t n-gg-, that fly busta will f-ck you up!
‘one time my friend kyle saw maven try to do a hiptoss. he almost did it, it was cool. and by cool, i mean totally sweet!’
someone who has just been ‘maved’ and is dripping from the ‘pap’ the after effects of being maved.
also see sobering up.
john – god he is maven
tracy- paps drippin out his -ss
john- wait till he’s sober he will regret it
tracy- shall we help him?
john- no he might mave us too
a dork amongst dorks; an uber dork; or, used when a dork is about to go in a diatribe about his or her p-ssion. refernce: the simpsons.
at the comic books store, the guy that knows ever apearance of the silver sable is a total maven.